Yet Another Laser Cats

joe dodd, christopher walken, and sir lourne michaels all don Laser Cats 3-D (all good things in 3s right).  do things get stupid you might ask, and the answer : of course they do.  space knives haters.

The Pope Loves Gowns

i think our new (well not completely new) pope loves hennessy and blunts.   is there a better way to relax after a long day of blessing/praying/going to court/sleeping?  nah not really.  this must be why getting into the the vatican costs upwards of a million dollars.  thanks catholics (me kind included i guess).

thanks to CRUNK + DISORDERLY

John C. Reilly Gets Off

this clip from funnyordie.com features mr. c. reilly getting off while wearing a leather mask.  easy enough.

Have We Learned Nothing?

i think that the new batman movie should take something from the orginal show staring adam west.  sharks in particular. 

Underage Call Girls Unite!!!

Alright here is the trailer for the new film The Babysitters. Here is how one reviewer, from /film, described the film:

“The Babysitters is a dark indie comedy about a teenager babysitter who turns her business into a call-girl service for married guys. It’s not as ridiculous as it might sound. Shirley is a 16 year old high school student who babysits for neighbors on weekend nights for extra cash. One night one thing leads to another when Mr. Beltran (John Leguizamo) kisses her. Kisses turn into sex. Sex turns into guilt. Guilt turns into a $200 babysitter pay-out. Beltran tells his friends, they order babysitters, and suddenly innocent young Shirley has a new business. Her friends/employees are assigned the appointments, and drop of a 20% cut through the slits in her locker. High School madam Shirley is earning money for college, while her friends earn money for clothes, jewelry and other material things. Things seem to be going perfectly…”

Sounds like what was happening at my high school about a year after i graduated. some horny freshmen girls started whoring themselves out to some horny freshmen dudes. no one really knows what happened behind those heavy bathroom doors, but we all have our theories. Mine is that the guys gave the girls nickels for kisses. One girl did end up with hep-c so maybe i'm wrong.

G-Unit Vs. Playaz Cirlce

this is a battle of the songs people. straight up G-Unit's 'Paper Chaser' VS. Playaz Circle's 'Paper Chaser' (which is the original song). on one hand you get to listen and watch a pretty well produced piece of hip-hop film and on the other hand you get to stare at G-Unit's much over used mixtape cover and also listen to Gorilla-Unit dudes. it's a toss up really.

G-Unit - Paper Chaser



Playaz Circle - Paper Chaser

Wiz Khalifa Performing at Frat

well the only rapper with talent to come out of pittsburgh (scratch that the only rapper from pittsburgh) is performing at a frat here in state college tonight.  i'll be there trying to make my way through the crowd of kids who only listen to bon jovi and journey standards.  should be interesting/fun.

The Take-Away Shows - Animal Collective

#82.2 - ANIMAL COLLECTIVE - Another White Singer
by lablogotheque

here is one of the two Animal Collective's Take-Away Shows.  In this clip they perform a song entitled 'Another White Singer'

more bands and shows at La Blogotheque.

Born Ruffians

here is the video for Born Ruffians 'Hummingbird' from their record Red Yellow and Blue.  This band has been playing on my pod for a while now.  Check out the video and also their great disc on Warp.

Bangkok Dangerous?

here is the preview for the nic cage movie and future oscar contender Bangkok Dangerous.  if you see a wrinkle in his botox laden forehead please let me know.

My Mix/Muxtape

for a taste of what music i'm listening to check out:
http://slove408.muxtape.com/

this is my mixtape on muxtape.com



i will be embedding music here soon enough.

First Post

Well here we are i guess.  First Blog.  First Post.  

So lets get down to business.  The New Scream Times will deal with stuff that  I personally find interesting.  That's what a blolg is right.  I thought so.

We will have music, movie, tv, radio, phonograph, and other assorted news, videos, and listening tracks.

Since this is my first entry i figured i might as well post something other than a really stupid picture of myself.  Here is a clip from Human Giant.  yep.  enjoy.

See you at post number two.