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"Is He Havin' a Laugh?"

It's Called a 'Jessica Simpson'

And I've done it. I have created the finest summer cocktail, and it's all thanks to Tropicana's Peach Lemonade. Observe:
1. Take a glass with ice, and pour a ton of bourbon in it.
2. Finish it off with Tropicana's Peach Lemonade.
Dirty and sweet, like sex with your cousin. In a peach orchard. In Kentucky. In heaven.

Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman

just watch as all the previous batmans fight each other in this amazingly edited piece.  even this redic video still serves as a huge dick tease till the dark knight (or as i like to call it one flick to rule them all) comes out in the 3 weeks.  

Does This Offend You??

not much to say about this trailer for a fake movie about registered sex offenders who join a flag football team to boost their spirits.  funny stuff and good for a friday with hardly any news or things to post whatsoever.  enjoy.

Larry David Love's Himself, Hates Cancer

over at funnyordie.com they have been doing psa's to raise money for their cancer charity Stand Up To Cancer, and this time around we get larry david.  the first minute of this vid is david enjoying a larry david suck-fest.  also larry talks about being bald, which if you have seen seinfeld or curb your enthusiam you should know that it is probably his favorite subject in the world.  for more Stand Up To Cancer psa's click here.

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A-Trak & Lupe

Here's a new joint called "Mastered" (with Lu) from Nike's A-trak curated mix. Snag it here.
EDIT: The track is actually called "Me & My Sneakers". I'm retarded.

Love This Little Guy

Lacroix and I went and caught Wall-E last night, and in our humble, fairly drunk opinions, the Tramp 2.0 knocked it out of the park. Genuinely funny, touching, and it looks great. Makes this movie look like The Happening (I kid, I got stupid love for Remy). Oh, and don't show up late, or you may miss this on the big screen:

Alright, let's see if this chick can steal my vulnerable little heart from my new favorite can opener.

How Everyone Feels, All The Time

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Shia Flick Minus Vines Looks Alright

this kid is in movies????

here is the new trailer for eagle eye staring shia ladouche and that chick from mi:III.  there is not much difference from the first trailer, except they added a hot girl to balance out shia's 5 o'clock shadow which i think took him his whole life to grow.  i don't know if he is capable of playing any other role other than the confused about what's happening early 20 something, but i'm willing to be surprised.  

No Way Down

Here's the EP from the oft-blogged-about Air France. Fine summer pop music. So if you decide to shave your beard and tuck that Fleet Foxes away for a little while, and listen to something else while you get really, really high, go download this legally. Or better yet, steal it via Mediafire right the fuck here.

Fuck Yeah

When I was a little boy growing up in Tuscany, my Papa told me to "only trust Travers". And I have, and he has been good to me (er, aside from sucking the cock out of this piece of shit). Well, he's got his review up for the most anticipated movie everrrr. An excerpt:
"It's enough to watch Bale chillingly render Batman as a lost warrior, evoking Al Pacino in The Godfather II in his delusion and desolation. It's enough to see Ledger conjure up the anarchy of the Sex Pistols and A Clockwork Orange as he creates a Joker for the ages. Go ahead, bitch about the movie being too long, at two and a half hours, for short attention spans (it is), too somber for the Hulk crowd (it is), too smart for its own good (it isn't). The haunting and visionary Dark Knight soars on the wings of untamed imagination. It's full of surprises you don't see coming. And just try to get it out of your dreams."
Huh. No shit.

EDIT: Here's some loser fanboy's opinion, too.

Beck - Modern Guilt Album Preview Video

VIDEO PREVIEW FOR BECK'S MODERN GUILT

beck's dangermouse produced new record modern guilt, which drops july 8th, has a black & white video preview over at amazon.com.  since amazon won't let me embed it here you are going to have to go else where, but i don't mind. it's beck.  anyway you get, from what i heard, a few seconds of about 3-4 songs.  only a few more weeks left to wait.

'I Got Your Man'

the hood internet, which takes pleasure in mashing two tracks together to make pop magic, have decided to mash lost (the tv show) with mc luscious in the video you can see below.  if you can remember mc luscious (lord knows i can't) she had one single entitled 'boom! i got your boyfriend'.  i have never seen/heard THI do this before and it works really well.  since lost is mostly explosions this seems to be the only show to make a mash up video for this obscure old school jam.  enjoy.

The Return Of Shaq Diesel

and god damn is he ready to diss.  in this video caught by tmz.com  we get diesel hating on kobe and patrick ewing just to name a couple.  even though this might be funny, shaq's lyrical skills have not aged like fine wine.  it seems they have never left the closet of the shit house where they have always been kept.  for an example of this, just watch the video below and listen to him end about 10 lines with 'like me'.  i think i heard a monkey rap harder than this while sniffing his own farts and pissing into his own mouth.  but i might be wrong.  mic skills aside, shaq is still the shit.  by the by diesel has been quote as saying this was a 'freestyle' which i think is hilarious.

TNST Muxtape *SUMMER EDITION*

since the muxtape website went down for a couple of weeks we have not been able to update it recently, but since it's summer time i figured why not throw some hot jams out there for you to listen to.  anyway we have 12 new tracks on our muxtape, all of them either summer jams or new tracks to hit the scene.  just click the link below and enjoy.

TNST MUXTAPE *SUMMER EDITION* :

phonte - take on me (ft. carlitta durand)

dennis wilson - river song

jay-z - fuck all nite

girl talk - in step

little brother - cool as a fan

dwele - free as a bbird

animal collective - street flash

the apples in stereo - same old drag

jens lekman - kanske ar jag kar i dig

talib kweli & madlib - funny money

sorry about dresden - going for the gold

nas - poppa was a player

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Comedy Appears To Be Dying

Get It?

so here we have the trailer for disaster movie which comes to us from the cock-punchers behind date movie, epic movie, and meet the spartans.  i want to know when the genre of spoof went from the inspired gags of the naked gun trilogy, the first austin powers, and top secret! (still val kilmer's finest role) to strictly sight gags based on pop culture references.  the worst part about this apparent new era of spoof flicks is that the dumbest americans actually pay to see this bullshit.  meet the spartans went to number one at the box office opening weekend for christ's sake.  i have another question: how are the movies enchanted, iron man, hancock, the incredible hulk, juno, and sex and the city considered disaster movies?  if anyone can tell me i think this movie would just make less sense.  i'm begging anyone who has ever laughed at a movie that was not just based on people getting hit by cars, getting flattened by cows, and hearing/seeing constant dick and shit jokes please spread the word so this movie will die and we will never see the likes of this again.
Disaster Movie

I'm Cheatin'

aright here we have the video for dwele's new single 'i'm cheatin'.  if you are unaware of dwele kanye featured him on his latest single 'flashing lights'.  anyway this song is just a down and dirty soul jam about getting some behind your girls back.  dwele's new record sketches of a man on koch records drops tomorrow.

Ben Kingsley Loves Pot

the red-band trailer for the wackness makes this movie look even funnier than i previously assumed.  if you are unaware what said wackness entails, read up: this movie is basically about a kid (josh peck [drake and josh which was on nickelodeon, i bet their happy about this]) who sells pot out of an ice cream wagon, trades weed to his therapist (kingsley) for sessions, tries to fuck his therapist's daughter, and loves hip hop and method man doing a jamaican accent (synopsis brought to you by lacroix lacroix).  every piece of video i see for this makes it look better and better.  i mean it won some award at sundance but that doesn't always make a movie a winner.  take little miss piece of shit  & pregant 16 year old and the quippy dialogue as examples, just because they win awards doesn't mean they are good or even decent.  yeah fuck you too diablow cody.

New Action Figure Movie Get's Real Title

first off i want give a good ole fuck you to transformers for starting the new trend in hollywood that action figures have enough story among them (and karate arm action) to warrant a huge hollywood production.  next summer we get g.i. joe: rise of cobra but i perfer my title: g.i. joe: does anyone remember us other than crusty nerds and high school kids who think nostalgia is funny?  anyway below you can find one of the stars of joe (joseph gordon-levitt from brick and 30 rock from the sun [you will never escape it levitt]) going straight crazy over this piece of shit.  calm down asshole it's going to suck and you know it as well as i do.  i thought you were better than this.

A Milli Live

We Are Not The Same/I Am A Martian

weezy f. baby pereformed  'a milli' on friday on pete wentz's fnmtv, which is mtv's attempt to bring the music video form back to mtv since all we get now is reality shows and the occasional reporting from john 'am i gay or not?' norris.  the idea for this show is actually pretty interesting.  on friday they premiere performances and new music videos then they give fans the chance to review them throughout the next week.  check the show out it's on fridays at 8.  

America To Mike Myers: Go Fuck Yourself

so this weekend's box office results came out today and guess what, the love guru, mike myers' ode to justin timberlake's dick (see clip below)was seen by only the people who never set their eyes on the numerous trailers and tv spots to air in the last two months.  entertainment weekly's initial estimate for guru's box office returns was 30 million beans, but it turns out that myers tale of dick and shit jokes brought in less than half of that, 14 million to be exact (placing it fourth in its first week).  is this sad to anyone else?  i will always be a fan of his early works (wayne's world 1 & 2, austin powers 1) but i think it's safe to say that he will never top said works.  you had a good fun mike, a really good run.

R.I.P. Mr. Carlin

george carlin, legendary comedian, and actor, died yesterday of heart failure.  he will be missed by anyone who ever tuned into one of his 14 hbo comedy sepecials, movies, or even bill and ted's excellent adventure.  there is not much more to say other than rest in peace george.  rest in peace. enjoy the classic carlin clip below