Fuck Yeah

When I was a little boy growing up in Tuscany, my Papa told me to "only trust Travers". And I have, and he has been good to me (er, aside from sucking the cock out of this piece of shit). Well, he's got his review up for the most anticipated movie everrrr. An excerpt:
"It's enough to watch Bale chillingly render Batman as a lost warrior, evoking Al Pacino in The Godfather II in his delusion and desolation. It's enough to see Ledger conjure up the anarchy of the Sex Pistols and A Clockwork Orange as he creates a Joker for the ages. Go ahead, bitch about the movie being too long, at two and a half hours, for short attention spans (it is), too somber for the Hulk crowd (it is), too smart for its own good (it isn't). The haunting and visionary Dark Knight soars on the wings of untamed imagination. It's full of surprises you don't see coming. And just try to get it out of your dreams."
Huh. No shit.

EDIT: Here's some loser fanboy's opinion, too.