John Mayer is Funny -for reals-

'listen, i'm gonna need you to do more drugs.'

so i've always thought that john mayer was a funny guy. he did a video called 'two guys one cup' which you should check out and this new video is his funniest to date. mayer walks us through a day of songwriting while sporting two bluetooths. maybe johnny boy is just a clown but i'm not sure yet. check it out.

Gnarls Barkley Are Crazy Fun

here's the new gnarls barkley video for the track 'going on' (the best track off the odd couple). there is a lot of dancing and straight up rug cutting going on. cool looking video all around. i wonder what their next video will be about; i'm predicting talking elephants fighting the war of 1812 for the new music video from gnarls barkley, 'blind mary'.

Who Got It On Lock

guru is back with a new track off his mixtape back to the future. i like guru and all but i don't think he has anything to say anymore. he's been caught in the same flow for years now and i'm getting a little sick of it. i love listening to his music but it's the same thing everytime. hey also gets completely out shined by a rapper named doo wop. anyway here's guru ft. doo wop - who got it on lock

What Did I Tell You Rick Ross

i tried to warn you ricky but you just wouldn't listen. remember last week when you had the audacity to (try) to light a stack of money on fire with a blunt stuffed with sour diesel? you need to stop this boss or things like this are going to continue to happen. you're next ross. you're going to be one who gets clawed by an angry tiger and that's that. because this could happen a few different ways and in many different scenarios so i'm going break down my top prediction for rick ross' downfalll. i really don't wanna do this mr.ross (trilla is a sick album and that's no bullshit) but you are doing it to yourself.

Prediction For The Biggest Boss That You Seen Thus Far:

while driving down the block in miami in his (insert expensive sports car company here, just pick one) and not wearing a his seat belt (ricky hates to be held back) he crashes his car while trying to get a bong rip in the middle of making a right hand turn. the news of a dead rick ross will breed a massive media event. there will be candle light vigils, tribute tracks and, best yet, a full on hollywood biopic. for some reason david lynch is producing, directing and writing the flick for god's sake. he has decided to cast ruben studdard as the boss who just had to push it to the limit. i tried to help you rick but you just wouldn't listen.

God Damn I Love Sir Charles

alright this post is completely dedicated to my love for charles barkley. he has always been my favorite personality in the nba since i was born. as a matter of fact i have that poster above on my wall right now. alright the first two videos are commercials called 'godzilla vs barkley' and i was completely unaware of their existence. i feel like an idiot for having never seen this. but what are you going to do. anyway i now consider this to be a time capsel worthy tidbit from the boring 1990s. let me know if you agree.




alright this clip sucks in comparison but the guys on tnt's nba coverage pulled a striaght ron burgandy on sir charles. hearing barkley call himself a dumbass is classic though i will admit. fun stuff.

Here's Hoping O.Stone Can Make Something Worth Watching

so oliver stone's new movie w. which stars josh brolin and elizebeth banks as the george and laura bush. now don't get me wrong i love brolin and banks, but if anyone can tell me when stone has made a good movie i'll be pleasantly surprised. i mean platoon and wall street are amazing but after such works as world trade center, alexander, and u turn i feel right to be on the fence about w. the pics above and below are from entertainment weekly or as i like to call it, entertainment news for idiots who also subscribe to maxim weekly. anyway enjoy the pics. more shit to come soon.

Sorry for the Delay

well i know you've probably missed me these past couple of days, but have no fear i'm back and some how still alive. there next couple of posts will encompass less of my normal rants (no matter how entertaining) and more straight business.

alright since i've been gone the past couple of days some new trailers and such have popped up (including the amazing bangkok dangerous poster) so less talky more watchy. enjoy.

indiana jones and the kingdom of early bird specials (harrison ford is crazy old) trailer:

the rocker with rainn wilson as, get this, an ex-rocker. looks funny

tim robbins hates car alarms in noise.

STONERS REJOICE: LIVING ART

these videos are all part of the ad campaign for sony bravia tv's and they were all seen exclusively in europe(thanks ann). these are probably some of the coolest videos i've seen in a long time. all of these clips are inspired and amazingly entertaining (adverb or no adverb). alright lets break down these videos :

rabbits in NYC:

this clip follows stop motion bunnies on a rampage through new york city. the most surprising part of this video is that all of it was done by hand. no cgi. they made every single bunny and moved each of them frame by frame. also that 30 foot bunny at the end stood there for about two days while onlookers look confused.

paint in england:

this is simply paint exploding at a country apartment somewhere in england. enough said.

bouncy balls in San Francisco:

what happens when you throw thousands of bouncy balls down a steep hill in san fran? CHOAS! i think that i might have been like that dude/lady hiding in an alley, watching the bouncy ball apocalypse happen right in front me. i would then run directly home and do the two things that has always been there for me: boozing and listening to my ipod at max volume.

NEW DARK KNIGHT TRAILER -FOR REALS THIS TIME-

alright everyone here is the official new trailer for the dark knight. as i suspected this movie is going to be great. at this point i'm not even worrying about getting my hopes up too high. since i already have a post about this (which you can find here)i'm going to stop talking and get down to business. enjoy the real HD trailer.

Finals Suck. This Is Gonna Have To Do Till Tuesday

alright so my school work has reached epic amounts as of now so my posts (until tuesday) will be few and far between. so to make up for my lack of new shit, i am posting some very entertaining clips from the parkour generation. if you are unfimiliar with this group, they are the dudes/chicks that climb up buildings using only their balance and sheer will power. needless to say this shit is impressive. below you will find two nike commercials, and a clip called 'air speed man' starring david belle (one of the original members of parkour generation). all of said clips feature amazing feats of acrobatic strength. no stings/wires help these nutcases jump from building to building. i only tried something like this once and i was shit faced. i wasn't jumping from building to building but i was just trying to get into my kitchen window when i had been locked out of my house. i would jump upwards and try to shimmy through but failed many many times (by fail i mean i fell on my back from around 7 ft. and screamed in pain and agony). so enjoy the clips and i would say don't try this at home unless you been trained and/or drank one too many hot toddy's.

nike commercial


nike commercial


Speed Air Man--David Belle