i tried to warn you ricky but you just wouldn't listen. remember last week when you had the audacity to (try) to light a stack of money on fire with a blunt stuffed with sour diesel? you need to stop this boss or things like this are going to continue to happen. you're next ross. you're going to be one who gets clawed by an angry tiger and that's that. because this could happen a few different ways and in many different scenarios so i'm going break down my top prediction for rick ross' downfalll. i really don't wanna do this mr.ross (trilla is a sick album and that's no bullshit) but you are doing it to yourself.
Prediction For The Biggest Boss That You Seen Thus Far:

while driving down the block in miami in his (insert expensive sports car company here, just pick one) and not wearing a his seat belt (ricky hates to be held back) he crashes his car while trying to get a bong rip in the middle of making a right hand turn. the news of a dead rick ross will breed a massive media event. there will be candle light vigils, tribute tracks and, best yet, a full on hollywood biopic. for some reason david lynch is producing, directing and writing the flick for god's sake. he has decided to cast ruben studdard as the boss who just had to push it to the limit. i tried to help you rick but you just wouldn't listen.
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