Yipee For Guy Richie -SOMETHING GOOD-

here is nike's new soccer ad campaign featuring a commercial directed by mr.madonna. we all thought richie was a super talented newcomer when lock stock and two smoking barrells came out, and snatch has been enjoyed by a lot of people, but he hasn't made anything even remotely watchable since then. i think he needs to stop globe trotting/stealing kids with madge and try to focus on making new and creative films. guy needs to realize that in order to get respect you have to make something worth respecting. enjoy the clip.

thanks aggon.

Lady In The Water Brings End of the World

'Yo What's This Movie About??!?'

okay i'm kidding about that, but lady in the water did suck and blow. anyway here is the new trailer for the happening, m. night shyamalan's follow up to bitch in a pool. the trialer doesn't give us a whole lot of clues as to what this movie is about, but people die and dirk digler looks confused. this move even has cameron from ferris bueller's telling people that 'something's happening'. i don't know what to think of this movie yet but i bet there will be a twist involving purell or something else that is inconsequential to anyone who watched. all i can do is sit and hope that night can finally make a movie that stands up to the brilliant unbreakable. to be honest i don't think it's possible.

Just For Shits

cop gets hit with bass drum. no rant needed. watch him fall down about five rows of seats. thank god for mexican soccer fans. i don't know what i'd do without you.

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Superheros Finding Their Morality = $$$$$$$$$

in hancock will smith plays a superhero with PR issues. he can fly, repel bullets, and drink a fifth of cutty sark in two seconds flat. in this trailer smith gets yelled at for being drunk while saving whiny civilians from harm. this looks and sounds like it could actually be a good movie, but i do have my doubts. the effects look cool and all, and there really is nothing i enjoy more than watching some people sailing to the island of izod getting hit by a whale. this movie is based on a comic of the same name but in the comic hancock has to deal another problem: not killing women after fucking them. see in the comic hancock is not only a drunk but he is also womanizer. the moral dilemma here is that when hancock cums he kills whoever is taking said climax. i don't know how they could/would incorporate this into what is (most likely) going to be a pg-13 release. i guess the cooler story will always get left behind so people can buy popcorn and sour patch kids while lining the pockets of some executive who fucks his money while no one’s around. this is a movie where i think the porno adaptation, which will surely happen, will be closer tied to the original idea than the actual hollywood film. who would have known. they wouldn't even have to change the title that much. they could simply call it, HANDCOCK!

Robyn Reminds Me of Being A 5th Grader Again

robyn performed 'cobrastyle' (a teddybears cover) last night on the late show with david letterman. this cover is fire and we here in the u.s.a. finally get robyn's new album self-titled disc which was originally released in 2005 in her homeland of sweden. every time i hear a new robyn song, or read any press related to her, i always flash back to my prepubescent 5th grade year. while that song 'show me love' was tearing up the pop charts, she was melting my heart. i knew at that point in my life that i wanted to do something with her, but i was unsure what i actually wanted to do. now i realize that i wanted to make it with her. make it with her real good. real soft like. one of my catholic grade school friends actually had a poster of 1997 robyn above his bed. miss robyn had a big hold on us here in central pa. you know what else got us moving around that time, nesquik and trampolines. that's right it was swedish chicks, chocolate milk, and distancing ourselves from the ground that really got our hearts racing.

here's robyn on letterman last night:


and just for shits here's 'show me love':

Please Stop This Rick Ross

tha boss himself, rick ross, is seen in this video trying to light a stack of money with the cherry of a blunt. nothing really happens but the thought was still there i guess. let me ask you a question boss: i understand that this is something the 'biggest boss that i've seen thus far' would partake in, but i wanna know why you can't just send me that money you are trying to incinerate? i mean if you're just gonna light it on fire why not let me burn it on whiskey and lap dances? please boss do me this favor. i got a cable bill to pay and you're lighting legal tender on fire. stop being such a jerk ricky.

UPDATED TNST MUXTAPE

THE NEW SCREAM TIMES
PRSENTS:
THE MUXTAPE

it's about that time to update the muxtape. same drill as before.

NEW ADDITIONS:
J.Dilla - Pay Jay (produced by Kanye West)
Jay Reatard - It's So Useless
The War on Roses - Taking the Farm
CSS - Rat Is Dead (Rage)



SAYING GOODBYE:
guilty simpson - run (feat. sean price & black milk)
born ruffians - hummingbird
the raconteurs - rich kid blues
cut copy - so haunted



safe listening.

Obama Loves America/The No Look Pass

punahou? oh yeah he's from hawaii.

so if you didn't know, sen. barack obama loves basketball. He balled in college and has made it a habit to try to ball every day since. in this clip, set to a dilated peoples track, we get to see oballa (see what i did there) dish the rock/take to the hole with the best of them. i think i could take the senator one on one. not because i might be better at basketball but simply because i would ask him about education reform then drive to the rack while he schooled me on national affairs. basketball can be played clean, but playing it safe never won anyone anything. for an example of this ask mrs. clinton to explain why she's still in the game. you know what i think would help hilary get some extra voters/money: if a video popped up on the internet of her playing tackle football with her secret service agents. i think if america saw her punch a massive dude with sunnys in the dick to score a touchdown, we might not be having such a tough time picking a democratic candidate.

actually, i wanna see obama vs. clinton in a straight up, winner takes the nomination m.m.a. battle royale. they both could use that boost in the swing voters who watch spike tv demographic.

New Tapes 'N Tapes Single/Video

here's the video for tapes 'n tapes' new single 'hang them all'. this video features a main character wearing a broken nose mask while toting a cardboard shotgun. this is a pretty cool raising arizona inspired video. i like tapes n' tapes and all but i'm still not convinced that their new record (which i have not yet heard) will be nearly as good as their debut. you can pick up their new record walk it off on XL Records now. enjoy the video.

Blind Dude Bootlegs The Dark Knight Trailer

watch this NOW because it will be deleted soon. here is the new trailer for the dark knight (if you don't know about this movie yet you're an idiot). sure it's shaky and shot on a cell phone but it's still a first look at what will hopefully great film. we also get our first glance at aaron eckhart playing harvey dent/two-face. the real trailer premieres on sunday i guess but this will keep me satisfied till then. by the way, batman flying around gotham city like a pigeon who's full of himself is pretty killer. enjoy while you can.


VIDEO GOT PULLED. WHEN THE REAL TRAILER COMES UP I WILL POST IT AGAIN. SORRY ABOUT THAT. IN THE MEAN TIME HERE ARE SOME MORE POSTERS FROM THE DARK NIGHT:

Colbert Helps Miley Cyrus

this whole controversy (if you were to even call it that) about miley cyrus showing her back in a photo for vanity fair is stupid. anyone who thinks this is a big deal is an idiot. sure she's 15 but it's a fucking photograph and it is tastefully done. she's not showing her tits , her kitty, or even a little side boob. come on america focus on something more important (the election, the economy, education, health care, ect ect).

alright getting down to brass tacts. here is a clip of stephen colbert offering the heir to the achy-breaky heart fortune some advice on how to deal with all this shit. i hope america forgets this by the end of the week, but i foresee it as the story of the year for star(bullshit) magazine.

Ex-Misfit Loves G.W.B.

this clip from the daily show, even though a few years old, is funny as hell. this clip shows ed helms interviewing ex-misfit's member michael graves pledging his love for W. we also get brendan kelly, of the lawrence arms, talking some shit about the 'politics of punk'. like most daily show clips helms clowns the shit out of everyone involved. my question is how political are punk bands these days? i mean maybe the underground scene is extremely outspoken, but i don't know if nofx or any other punk band that ends in X have strong convictions on the capital gains tax. but you never know i guess.

Really??? Really?

so someone at collegehumor has lined up the trailers for the original batman with the upcoming the dark knight. guess what, they line up almost perfectly. what i don't get is why someone at warner brother's would choose to do this. i mean i know that they (hopefully) will be different movies, but really??? i mean isn't completely remaking the original enough of a tip of the hat. i guess i just don't get it and am now mad that i am aware of this. here's a big fuck you to the internet for never lying to me (expect for that one time i read that ashlee simpson was dead when she actually just released a new single. i was saddened more by the truth to be honest.)

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Shit Disco?

i just found this really awesome video from a british band called, of all things, shit disco (can't decide what i think of that). anyway this video for 'ok' is fucking dope. you can find shit disco's myspace page here if you so choose. they are releasing their debut record here in the states sometime soon on dim mark records. whatever. enjoy this, i know you will.

A Faulty Chromosome

a faulty chormosome is a band from austin, texas that i have grown very fancy for over the last couple of weeks. as listed on their myspace page they consider themselves 'indie/showgaze/bossa nova'. these guys are really talented and i recommend that you check out their debut record 'as an ex-anorexic's six sicks exit' which they are releasing through their myspace page. you can download the record for free on their myspace or you can throw them a donation. they are looking for donations of $6.66 but they will take what they can get. check it out.

here is a video for their song 'jackie o'

James Franco Teaches Green Screen Techniques

'anything can happen in green screen. dinosaurs. socks.'

here we have part two of a web series entitled acting with james franco. in these videos, franco teaches his brother dave tips of the trade. in this particular lesson james teaches dave how to act while balancing on top of a pet's cage, while he throws random objects at his grill. i always thought that franco took himself way to seriously as an actor (i am of course only using spiderman 3 and that robert deniro movie as examples), but now who knows. if that zipper-ridden leather jack he wears is any indication of his acting prowess we just might have the next mickey rourke on our hands. click here for part one of acting with james franco which features franco talking about how he cries on camera. you get a pretty good montage of franco crying, which might actually be funnier, but it's up to you.

Alan Ball Loves Suburbia

here we have the trailer for alan ball's new movie towelhead. if you didn't know, or can't remember, ball won an oscar for american beauty and also created the hbo series six feet unde(which i personally found more depressing than entertaining; it sucks). this movie actually looks funny and kind of creepy. it's basically a coming of age story in the suburbs but instead of a white girl's struggles we get an arab girl who really loves to go all the way. along with her sexual exploits we see aaron eckhart hitting on/taking our young protagonist out to dinner. if no reservations was any indication about eckhart's talent/lack of ability to read scripts, this might suck. here's hoping we don't get any male/female cooking rivalries that end with a happy ending/mrs.michael douglas getting what she wants. or abigial breslin.

Prince Get's Creepy, Radiohead Creepy

prince performed radiohead's 'creep' on saturday night at coachella in CA. the video quality is absolute shit but just hearing the great purple one wail is worth it. i really don't have anything else to say about this, so enjoy.