Superheros Finding Their Morality = $$$$$$$$$

in hancock will smith plays a superhero with PR issues. he can fly, repel bullets, and drink a fifth of cutty sark in two seconds flat. in this trailer smith gets yelled at for being drunk while saving whiny civilians from harm. this looks and sounds like it could actually be a good movie, but i do have my doubts. the effects look cool and all, and there really is nothing i enjoy more than watching some people sailing to the island of izod getting hit by a whale. this movie is based on a comic of the same name but in the comic hancock has to deal another problem: not killing women after fucking them. see in the comic hancock is not only a drunk but he is also womanizer. the moral dilemma here is that when hancock cums he kills whoever is taking said climax. i don't know how they could/would incorporate this into what is (most likely) going to be a pg-13 release. i guess the cooler story will always get left behind so people can buy popcorn and sour patch kids while lining the pockets of some executive who fucks his money while no one’s around. this is a movie where i think the porno adaptation, which will surely happen, will be closer tied to the original idea than the actual hollywood film. who would have known. they wouldn't even have to change the title that much. they could simply call it, HANDCOCK!