It's Called a 'Jessica Simpson'

And I've done it. I have created the finest summer cocktail, and it's all thanks to Tropicana's Peach Lemonade. Observe:
1. Take a glass with ice, and pour a ton of bourbon in it.
2. Finish it off with Tropicana's Peach Lemonade.
Dirty and sweet, like sex with your cousin. In a peach orchard. In Kentucky. In heaven.