From G's to Gents = Great Television

For those of you who missed it, the Jamie Foxx produced From G's to Gents premiered last night on (where's the)Music Television.  Needless to say it's a great experiment in socializing people (black and white) who have spent their whole lives hustling into responsible men who can live among us white people who are scared of said hustlers.  If that sounds racist, you might be right but it does make for great TV.  What makes up for the blatant racism of the premise is the fact that these guys are actually sincere about changing their ways.  The have realized that they are hurting their families and friends by living such dangerous lifestyles and they want Mr. Fonzworth Bentley to help them morph to upstanding citizens.  For a sneak peek at one of these guys trying to change (his name is Creepa by the by) and begging Bentley for a chance check below.  Catch From G's to Gents on MTV every Tuesday at 10 PM.   Ed. Note: I hope this is the only time i will ever write abut Fonzworth Bentley twice in one day.  Sorry to those of you who this might have offended.  

Wait Wait Wait: Is This Sin City Redux

So Frank Miller of 300 and Sin City fame decided to directed a movie on his own, and it seems to look a lot like one of those two movies I just mentioned.  See to me that would be a big deal if there were a gaggle of gorgeous bitches strutting around in hardly any clothes.  The poster above turned me on something fierce simply because i would get on my knees for ScarJo any day.  Even if she was going to beat me blind with her favorite sex toy, i would gratefully bow to her wishes.  I'm in love with her by the way, and fuck you for thinking i'm weird now that you have read that.    

Well This Happened

Here we have something ridiculous and awesome, C.o.l.o.u.r.s. (Cool Outrageous Lovers of Uniquely Raw Style) which features such members as Fonzworth Bentley, Kanye West, Andre 3000 and Sa-Ra.  The song is called 'Don't Stop' and for how hot as it is, it sounds a lot like 'Diamond Girl' by Ryan Leslie which you can find here.  Enjoy the video and let me know what you think.

NEW DRUNK HISTORY

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Not as funny as the last two, but still funny as shit.  Enjoy

Choke Red-Band Trailer = Tits/Fucking

Here is the new red-band trailer for Choke starring Sam Rockwell.  If you have been living under a pile of shit for a long time, Choke is based on Chuck Palahniuk's novel of the same name.  The movie is about a sex addict (Rockwell) who goes to restaurants and pretends to choke on food to scam money from the people who think they are saving him.  This trailer doesn't necessarily focus on the choking but more on Rockwell's character fucking everyone on screen.  Anyhow, check out the trailer below.  Choke comes out on September 28th in select cities. 

Choke Red Band trailer
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Mark Wahlberg is MAX PAYNE

So Hollywood's hard-on with turning video games into movies is evident once again with the release of the Max Payne trailer (which you can find below).  The movie stars Mark 'Don't Call Me Marky Mark' Wahlberg and Marlow from The Wire doing a weird accent.  Needless to say this looks stupid and I feel bad for Wahlberg who appears to be on some sort of slump (fuck The Happening).  I know he'll bounce back because he's the shit and he will do whatever he wants.

Donkey Punch: The Movie (no really)

England is responsible for some of the greatest pieces of art in the history of humans, but I'm not sure where Donkey Punch falls in their creative cannon.  The premise of the movie goes like this: 

After meeting at a night club in a Mediterranean resort, seven young adults decide to continue partying aboard a luxury yacht in the middle of the ocean.  But when one of them dies in a freak accident (ed. note bitch gets donkey punched to death) the others argue about what to do, leading to a ruthless fight for survival. (imdb)

Simply brilliant filmmaking.  See the trailer below courtesy of Videogum.

Be Kanye Now!

So Absolut Vodka has undertaken an viral ad campiagn featuring Kanye West.  It's hard to explain how funny this actually is so just watch the video below.  By the by I want these Kanye tablets and so should you.

Ross Baker

I think he speaks for himself.

Converses All-Stars Make Music Too

Santogold, Julian Casablancas, and N.E.R.D. Produced by Pharrell

For those of you who thought this was just a single, jesus were you wrong.  Enjoy the flickering vid.