Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Snipes Tries To Pay The IRS By Making New Movie

wesley snipes, who owes the us government a lot of dough, finally gets to star in a new flick entitled gallowwalker. since i can't really wrap my head around the plot i'll let someone else do it for me: When a nun broke her covenant with God to save the life of Aman, her unborn son, he was cursed for life. As an adult, Aman (Snipes) has killed those who have crossed him. But his curse brings his victims back to life, and as the undead, they pursue him endlessly for revenge. Forever suffering this curse, Aman enlists Fabulos (Smith), a young gunman, to fight by his side against his undead victims (trailer addict). yep this is a movie that, in my mind, will never see a theatre. sorry wes we all know you're trying.
What?? More Dark Knight Stuff
Monday, June 30, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
It's Called a 'Jessica Simpson'
And I've done it. I have created the finest summer cocktail, and it's all thanks to Tropicana's Peach Lemonade. Observe:
1. Take a glass with ice, and pour a ton of bourbon in it.
2. Finish it off with Tropicana's Peach Lemonade.
Dirty and sweet, like sex with your cousin. In a peach orchard. In Kentucky. In heaven.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman
just watch as all the previous batmans fight each other in this amazingly edited piece. even this redic video still serves as a huge dick tease till the dark knight (or as i like to call it one flick to rule them all) comes out in the 3 weeks.
Does This Offend You??
not much to say about this trailer for a fake movie about registered sex offenders who join a flag football team to boost their spirits. funny stuff and good for a friday with hardly any news or things to post whatsoever. enjoy.

