Saturday, June 28, 2008
It's Called a 'Jessica Simpson'
And I've done it. I have created the finest summer cocktail, and it's all thanks to Tropicana's Peach Lemonade. Observe:
1. Take a glass with ice, and pour a ton of bourbon in it.
2. Finish it off with Tropicana's Peach Lemonade.
Dirty and sweet, like sex with your cousin. In a peach orchard. In Kentucky. In heaven.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman
just watch as all the previous batmans fight each other in this amazingly edited piece. even this redic video still serves as a huge dick tease till the dark knight (or as i like to call it one flick to rule them all) comes out in the 3 weeks.
Does This Offend You??
not much to say about this trailer for a fake movie about registered sex offenders who join a flag football team to boost their spirits. funny stuff and good for a friday with hardly any news or things to post whatsoever. enjoy.
Larry David Love's Himself, Hates Cancer

over at funnyordie.com they have been doing psa's to raise money for their cancer charity Stand Up To Cancer, and this time around we get larry david. the first minute of this vid is david enjoying a larry david suck-fest. also larry talks about being bald, which if you have seen seinfeld or curb your enthusiam you should know that it is probably his favorite subject in the world. for more Stand Up To Cancer psa's click here.
A-Trak & Lupe
Here's a new joint called "Mastered" (with Lu) from Nike's A-trak curated mix. Snag it here.
EDIT: The track is actually called "Me & My Sneakers". I'm retarded.
Love This Little Guy
Lacroix and I went and caught Wall-E last night, and in our humble, fairly drunk opinions, the Tramp 2.0 knocked it out of the park. Genuinely funny, touching, and it looks great. Makes this movie look like The Happening (I kid, I got stupid love for Remy). Oh, and don't show up late, or you may miss this on the big screen:
Alright, let's see if this chick can steal my vulnerable little heart from my new favorite can opener.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Shia Flick Minus Vines Looks Alright
here is the new trailer for eagle eye staring shia ladouche and that chick from mi:III. there is not much difference from the first trailer, except they added a hot girl to balance out shia's 5 o'clock shadow which i think took him his whole life to grow. i don't know if he is capable of playing any other role other than the confused about what's happening early 20 something, but i'm willing to be surprised.

