Yipee For Guy Richie -SOMETHING GOOD-

here is nike's new soccer ad campaign featuring a commercial directed by mr.madonna. we all thought richie was a super talented newcomer when lock stock and two smoking barrells came out, and snatch has been enjoyed by a lot of people, but he hasn't made anything even remotely watchable since then. i think he needs to stop globe trotting/stealing kids with madge and try to focus on making new and creative films. guy needs to realize that in order to get respect you have to make something worth respecting. enjoy the clip.

thanks aggon.

Lady In The Water Brings End of the World

'Yo What's This Movie About??!?'

okay i'm kidding about that, but lady in the water did suck and blow. anyway here is the new trailer for the happening, m. night shyamalan's follow up to bitch in a pool. the trialer doesn't give us a whole lot of clues as to what this movie is about, but people die and dirk digler looks confused. this move even has cameron from ferris bueller's telling people that 'something's happening'. i don't know what to think of this movie yet but i bet there will be a twist involving purell or something else that is inconsequential to anyone who watched. all i can do is sit and hope that night can finally make a movie that stands up to the brilliant unbreakable. to be honest i don't think it's possible.

Just For Shits

cop gets hit with bass drum. no rant needed. watch him fall down about five rows of seats. thank god for mexican soccer fans. i don't know what i'd do without you.

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Superheros Finding Their Morality = $$$$$$$$$

in hancock will smith plays a superhero with PR issues. he can fly, repel bullets, and drink a fifth of cutty sark in two seconds flat. in this trailer smith gets yelled at for being drunk while saving whiny civilians from harm. this looks and sounds like it could actually be a good movie, but i do have my doubts. the effects look cool and all, and there really is nothing i enjoy more than watching some people sailing to the island of izod getting hit by a whale. this movie is based on a comic of the same name but in the comic hancock has to deal another problem: not killing women after fucking them. see in the comic hancock is not only a drunk but he is also womanizer. the moral dilemma here is that when hancock cums he kills whoever is taking said climax. i don't know how they could/would incorporate this into what is (most likely) going to be a pg-13 release. i guess the cooler story will always get left behind so people can buy popcorn and sour patch kids while lining the pockets of some executive who fucks his money while no one’s around. this is a movie where i think the porno adaptation, which will surely happen, will be closer tied to the original idea than the actual hollywood film. who would have known. they wouldn't even have to change the title that much. they could simply call it, HANDCOCK!

Robyn Reminds Me of Being A 5th Grader Again

robyn performed 'cobrastyle' (a teddybears cover) last night on the late show with david letterman. this cover is fire and we here in the u.s.a. finally get robyn's new album self-titled disc which was originally released in 2005 in her homeland of sweden. every time i hear a new robyn song, or read any press related to her, i always flash back to my prepubescent 5th grade year. while that song 'show me love' was tearing up the pop charts, she was melting my heart. i knew at that point in my life that i wanted to do something with her, but i was unsure what i actually wanted to do. now i realize that i wanted to make it with her. make it with her real good. real soft like. one of my catholic grade school friends actually had a poster of 1997 robyn above his bed. miss robyn had a big hold on us here in central pa. you know what else got us moving around that time, nesquik and trampolines. that's right it was swedish chicks, chocolate milk, and distancing ourselves from the ground that really got our hearts racing.

here's robyn on letterman last night:


and just for shits here's 'show me love':

Please Stop This Rick Ross

tha boss himself, rick ross, is seen in this video trying to light a stack of money with the cherry of a blunt. nothing really happens but the thought was still there i guess. let me ask you a question boss: i understand that this is something the 'biggest boss that i've seen thus far' would partake in, but i wanna know why you can't just send me that money you are trying to incinerate? i mean if you're just gonna light it on fire why not let me burn it on whiskey and lap dances? please boss do me this favor. i got a cable bill to pay and you're lighting legal tender on fire. stop being such a jerk ricky.

UPDATED TNST MUXTAPE

THE NEW SCREAM TIMES
PRSENTS:
THE MUXTAPE

it's about that time to update the muxtape. same drill as before.

NEW ADDITIONS:
J.Dilla - Pay Jay (produced by Kanye West)
Jay Reatard - It's So Useless
The War on Roses - Taking the Farm
CSS - Rat Is Dead (Rage)



SAYING GOODBYE:
guilty simpson - run (feat. sean price & black milk)
born ruffians - hummingbird
the raconteurs - rich kid blues
cut copy - so haunted



safe listening.

Obama Loves America/The No Look Pass

punahou? oh yeah he's from hawaii.

so if you didn't know, sen. barack obama loves basketball. He balled in college and has made it a habit to try to ball every day since. in this clip, set to a dilated peoples track, we get to see oballa (see what i did there) dish the rock/take to the hole with the best of them. i think i could take the senator one on one. not because i might be better at basketball but simply because i would ask him about education reform then drive to the rack while he schooled me on national affairs. basketball can be played clean, but playing it safe never won anyone anything. for an example of this ask mrs. clinton to explain why she's still in the game. you know what i think would help hilary get some extra voters/money: if a video popped up on the internet of her playing tackle football with her secret service agents. i think if america saw her punch a massive dude with sunnys in the dick to score a touchdown, we might not be having such a tough time picking a democratic candidate.

actually, i wanna see obama vs. clinton in a straight up, winner takes the nomination m.m.a. battle royale. they both could use that boost in the swing voters who watch spike tv demographic.

New Tapes 'N Tapes Single/Video

here's the video for tapes 'n tapes' new single 'hang them all'. this video features a main character wearing a broken nose mask while toting a cardboard shotgun. this is a pretty cool raising arizona inspired video. i like tapes n' tapes and all but i'm still not convinced that their new record (which i have not yet heard) will be nearly as good as their debut. you can pick up their new record walk it off on XL Records now. enjoy the video.

Blind Dude Bootlegs The Dark Knight Trailer

watch this NOW because it will be deleted soon. here is the new trailer for the dark knight (if you don't know about this movie yet you're an idiot). sure it's shaky and shot on a cell phone but it's still a first look at what will hopefully great film. we also get our first glance at aaron eckhart playing harvey dent/two-face. the real trailer premieres on sunday i guess but this will keep me satisfied till then. by the way, batman flying around gotham city like a pigeon who's full of himself is pretty killer. enjoy while you can.


VIDEO GOT PULLED. WHEN THE REAL TRAILER COMES UP I WILL POST IT AGAIN. SORRY ABOUT THAT. IN THE MEAN TIME HERE ARE SOME MORE POSTERS FROM THE DARK NIGHT: