No One Can Get Enough Vin Diesel

In case you missed the news, Universal has decided and filmed a new Fast and Furious movie.  I thought after the last one when that kid from Sling Blade went Tokyo Drifting the franchise was dead in the water.  Jesus was I ever fucking wrong.  I just happy Senor Diesel is still getting work because Babylon AD looks like Oscar material.  The trailer for the new FnF is below.   

Finally We Have Some Structure: Which Means We're Back For More

Now that school has started us here at TNST will be doing more posts with even more expansive topics.  As usual you will be getting movie and music news, as well as more random videos from the abyss of the interweb.  We will also be adding some extra posts delving deeper within these subjects.  More news on that later.

Now to the fun stuff.  I figured for the first post to celebrate the end of the summer and all things lazy and fun I should post someone getting extremely hurt.  And that is just what your going to get.  In the video below you will find what the people of Florida have been up to since Hurricane Fey hit.  It seems boring till about the 23rd second, and goddamn is it good.  Welcome back motherfuckers.  

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James Franco Is Justin Bobby

I know this clip is old but after Pineapple Express anything with James Franco is funny to me.  Below you can find him doing a spot on impression of Justin Bobby from The Hills.  Enjoy.

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Lil Kim Just Can't Do Right

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Maui Wowi is all i can say

This Happened

What happens when one bird eats another?  Find out below...

She On That Coke Diet

If only N.E.R.D. had released this as their first single.  Their record would have been huge.  N.E.R.D. ft. Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, Pusha T - Everybody Nose remix

BATMAN WITH SWEARS THIS TIME

well i figured that for my first post back i would put up a video of batman saying, and i quote, 'motherfucker eat a dick.'  enjoy and i wave hi cause WE'RE BACK.

Blog Hard With Tha Laziness

AND WE'RE BACK

I really apologize for the lack of posts over the last week but we've been held up with school/dog sitting/other stuff.  needless to say we are sorry.  we will return next week with full coverage of the internet.  sorry for the delay, we know you missed us.

Dear Science,

Mark your calenders: TV On The Radio's new album Dear Science, has been announced, and is slated for Sept. 23 on Interscope. Details here via P4K.

Body of Lies Trailer

Watchmen Has a Trailer

Here we have the trailer for Watchmen.  I don't feel like explaining how cool this is going to be so just enjoy the trailer.  

Quickly, Quickly See The New Terminator Salvation Trailer

Take a look before it gets pulled.  If you can't see it here, see it tomorrow night at the midnight show of The Dark Knight.

Groverfield

Enough said.

Zach Galifianakis Does 3 Spots For Absolut

Remember last week when we posted Kanye West's 'Be Kanye Now' fake ad campaign that was a viral move by Absolut Vodka?  Well Zach Galifianakis has three separate spots for Absolut's Artist Series.  Along with Galifianakis we get Tim & Eric from Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job who join in on the crazy fun.  Anyhow you can find all three spots below.  Enjoy the ludicrousness of these three dudes working together.

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There's Luke Not Giving a Good God Damn

WE ARE MEN MOTHERFUCKERS!

This video is simply called 'MANTAGE' and it features Joe and Luke doing things men do on a daily basis.  This seems about right in my mind.  This did come out a while ago but i hadn't seen it so if you have seen it you can drool on my beanbags.  

Spaz If You Want To

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Here is the video for N.E.R.D.'s 'Spaz' off of thier newest record Seeing Sounds.  'I'm a little teapot/blowing off steam.'  You need know nothing else about this video/song.

From G's to Gents = Great Television

For those of you who missed it, the Jamie Foxx produced From G's to Gents premiered last night on (where's the)Music Television.  Needless to say it's a great experiment in socializing people (black and white) who have spent their whole lives hustling into responsible men who can live among us white people who are scared of said hustlers.  If that sounds racist, you might be right but it does make for great TV.  What makes up for the blatant racism of the premise is the fact that these guys are actually sincere about changing their ways.  The have realized that they are hurting their families and friends by living such dangerous lifestyles and they want Mr. Fonzworth Bentley to help them morph to upstanding citizens.  For a sneak peek at one of these guys trying to change (his name is Creepa by the by) and begging Bentley for a chance check below.  Catch From G's to Gents on MTV every Tuesday at 10 PM.   Ed. Note: I hope this is the only time i will ever write abut Fonzworth Bentley twice in one day.  Sorry to those of you who this might have offended.  

Wait Wait Wait: Is This Sin City Redux

So Frank Miller of 300 and Sin City fame decided to directed a movie on his own, and it seems to look a lot like one of those two movies I just mentioned.  See to me that would be a big deal if there were a gaggle of gorgeous bitches strutting around in hardly any clothes.  The poster above turned me on something fierce simply because i would get on my knees for ScarJo any day.  Even if she was going to beat me blind with her favorite sex toy, i would gratefully bow to her wishes.  I'm in love with her by the way, and fuck you for thinking i'm weird now that you have read that.    

Well This Happened

Here we have something ridiculous and awesome, C.o.l.o.u.r.s. (Cool Outrageous Lovers of Uniquely Raw Style) which features such members as Fonzworth Bentley, Kanye West, Andre 3000 and Sa-Ra.  The song is called 'Don't Stop' and for how hot as it is, it sounds a lot like 'Diamond Girl' by Ryan Leslie which you can find here.  Enjoy the video and let me know what you think.

NEW DRUNK HISTORY

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Not as funny as the last two, but still funny as shit.  Enjoy

Choke Red-Band Trailer = Tits/Fucking

Here is the new red-band trailer for Choke starring Sam Rockwell.  If you have been living under a pile of shit for a long time, Choke is based on Chuck Palahniuk's novel of the same name.  The movie is about a sex addict (Rockwell) who goes to restaurants and pretends to choke on food to scam money from the people who think they are saving him.  This trailer doesn't necessarily focus on the choking but more on Rockwell's character fucking everyone on screen.  Anyhow, check out the trailer below.  Choke comes out on September 28th in select cities. 

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Mark Wahlberg is MAX PAYNE

So Hollywood's hard-on with turning video games into movies is evident once again with the release of the Max Payne trailer (which you can find below).  The movie stars Mark 'Don't Call Me Marky Mark' Wahlberg and Marlow from The Wire doing a weird accent.  Needless to say this looks stupid and I feel bad for Wahlberg who appears to be on some sort of slump (fuck The Happening).  I know he'll bounce back because he's the shit and he will do whatever he wants.

Donkey Punch: The Movie (no really)

England is responsible for some of the greatest pieces of art in the history of humans, but I'm not sure where Donkey Punch falls in their creative cannon.  The premise of the movie goes like this: 

After meeting at a night club in a Mediterranean resort, seven young adults decide to continue partying aboard a luxury yacht in the middle of the ocean.  But when one of them dies in a freak accident (ed. note bitch gets donkey punched to death) the others argue about what to do, leading to a ruthless fight for survival. (imdb)

Simply brilliant filmmaking.  See the trailer below courtesy of Videogum.

Be Kanye Now!

So Absolut Vodka has undertaken an viral ad campiagn featuring Kanye West.  It's hard to explain how funny this actually is so just watch the video below.  By the by I want these Kanye tablets and so should you.

Ross Baker

I think he speaks for himself.

Converses All-Stars Make Music Too

Santogold, Julian Casablancas, and N.E.R.D. Produced by Pharrell

For those of you who thought this was just a single, jesus were you wrong.  Enjoy the flickering vid.  

Bittersweet Comeback

So The Verve is back with a new album and a new video, which you can find below.  Not sure how to feel about this, but it's happening anyway.  
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Man Man Does Black Cab

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Hopefully It's Not The Trees That Are Causing This

Here is the new trailer for Blindness the new film from Fernando Meirelles, director of such previous works as City of God & The Constant Gardener.  The plot, which is based on the Nobel Prize winning novel of the same name, is quite a bit like The Happening (you know where the trees cause people to kill themselves), but it has a better cast including Danny Glover.  I pretty much put all my faith in Meirelles simply because City of God is one of the best films of the past decades if not one of the greatest ever made.   I just hope the presence of Mark Ruffffffffffffalo doesn't spread his boring personality throughout this whole movie.  We can only wait to find out.  

Pineapple Express: The Game

I think you have to be completely whacked on the greenest/dankest weed on the planet to enjoy a game like this.  Be that as it may, this shit is fun and maybe I am high as a kite right now but who gives a fuck.  To get to this viral promotion for the Dale & Saul's High Gone Wrong aka Pineapple Express click here.

Fred Durst Returns

Not at all actually. Who could've known this fucking guy would make it out alive?

Micheal Bay's DARK KNIGHT Script

Read the whole thing here. Kind of reminds me of this old gem.

Nic Cage Makes The Number 23 The Second

'Cut Me Some Freakin'(slurred) Slack'

Nic Cage, hair plugs and all, stars in Knowing and new film from the director of Dark City, I Robot, and The Crow.  The plot seems to be about the exact same as that Jim Carrey disaster from a couple years ago.  I really just don't understand how Bejamin Gates continues to get work, but i guess someone still loves him.  Anyway enjoy the trailer below.

Japanese Beatles Cover Bands

Doesn't that headline just make you wet? It's The Silver Beats, Japan's finest (I feel alright saying that, because I've checked out others) Beatles cover band. Currently working on getting them over here to the U.S.S. of A. to fulfill my wildest dreams.
EDIT: Nevermind, looks like they'll be playing the Virgin fest, and strangely enough, will be backing Chuck Berry during his set, too.

Cam'ron Does Lil Wayne

get killa cam killa who killa cam freestylin' over the kanye west produced 'let the beat build' from lil wayne's tha carter III here.

This Movie is Getting a Small Release I Bet

warner brothers will not stop with the shit for the dark knight.  my only problem with seeing new tv spots everyday and peeping new screenshots by the hour is that it only makes my proverbial batman hard-on harder (which i don't think is possible because it's pretty much as hard as fred durst gets when he watches the video for 'nookie').  if you really want a spoiler you wan watch the first 5 minutes of one flick to rule them all here.  you won't find me there 'cause i'm a purist (yeah right, i watched this like 4 months ago).

Chainsaw Maid

sick. twisted. bloody. fun.

Snipes Tries To Pay The IRS By Making New Movie

wesley snipes, who owes the us government a lot of dough, finally gets to star in a new flick entitled gallowwalker.  since i can't really wrap my head around the plot i'll let someone else do it for me:  When a nun broke her covenant with God to save the life of Aman, her unborn son, he was cursed for life. As an adult, Aman (Snipes) has killed those who have crossed him. But his curse brings his victims back to life, and as the undead, they pursue him endlessly for revenge. Forever suffering this curse, Aman enlists Fabulos (Smith), a young gunman, to fight by his side against his undead victims (trailer addict).  yep this is a movie that, in my mind, will never see a theatre.  sorry wes we all know you're trying.

What?? More Dark Knight Stuff

domino's pizza released a new extended trailer for the dark knight and of course its cool/great.  who would have known.  there isn't much to say about this movie which we haven't already posted, so just enjoy the new shit.

Ed Barton

Ed Barton (Box B) takes some time out to talk to the camera about what he does in his free time.

Quantum Leap

Your dude is back.

New No Age Video

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"Is He Havin' a Laugh?"

It's Called a 'Jessica Simpson'

And I've done it. I have created the finest summer cocktail, and it's all thanks to Tropicana's Peach Lemonade. Observe:
1. Take a glass with ice, and pour a ton of bourbon in it.
2. Finish it off with Tropicana's Peach Lemonade.
Dirty and sweet, like sex with your cousin. In a peach orchard. In Kentucky. In heaven.

Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman Vs Batman

just watch as all the previous batmans fight each other in this amazingly edited piece.  even this redic video still serves as a huge dick tease till the dark knight (or as i like to call it one flick to rule them all) comes out in the 3 weeks.  

Does This Offend You??

not much to say about this trailer for a fake movie about registered sex offenders who join a flag football team to boost their spirits.  funny stuff and good for a friday with hardly any news or things to post whatsoever.  enjoy.

Larry David Love's Himself, Hates Cancer

over at funnyordie.com they have been doing psa's to raise money for their cancer charity Stand Up To Cancer, and this time around we get larry david.  the first minute of this vid is david enjoying a larry david suck-fest.  also larry talks about being bald, which if you have seen seinfeld or curb your enthusiam you should know that it is probably his favorite subject in the world.  for more Stand Up To Cancer psa's click here.

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A-Trak & Lupe

Here's a new joint called "Mastered" (with Lu) from Nike's A-trak curated mix. Snag it here.
EDIT: The track is actually called "Me & My Sneakers". I'm retarded.

Love This Little Guy

Lacroix and I went and caught Wall-E last night, and in our humble, fairly drunk opinions, the Tramp 2.0 knocked it out of the park. Genuinely funny, touching, and it looks great. Makes this movie look like The Happening (I kid, I got stupid love for Remy). Oh, and don't show up late, or you may miss this on the big screen:

Alright, let's see if this chick can steal my vulnerable little heart from my new favorite can opener.

How Everyone Feels, All The Time

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Shia Flick Minus Vines Looks Alright

this kid is in movies????

here is the new trailer for eagle eye staring shia ladouche and that chick from mi:III.  there is not much difference from the first trailer, except they added a hot girl to balance out shia's 5 o'clock shadow which i think took him his whole life to grow.  i don't know if he is capable of playing any other role other than the confused about what's happening early 20 something, but i'm willing to be surprised.  

No Way Down

Here's the EP from the oft-blogged-about Air France. Fine summer pop music. So if you decide to shave your beard and tuck that Fleet Foxes away for a little while, and listen to something else while you get really, really high, go download this legally. Or better yet, steal it via Mediafire right the fuck here.

Fuck Yeah

When I was a little boy growing up in Tuscany, my Papa told me to "only trust Travers". And I have, and he has been good to me (er, aside from sucking the cock out of this piece of shit). Well, he's got his review up for the most anticipated movie everrrr. An excerpt:
"It's enough to watch Bale chillingly render Batman as a lost warrior, evoking Al Pacino in The Godfather II in his delusion and desolation. It's enough to see Ledger conjure up the anarchy of the Sex Pistols and A Clockwork Orange as he creates a Joker for the ages. Go ahead, bitch about the movie being too long, at two and a half hours, for short attention spans (it is), too somber for the Hulk crowd (it is), too smart for its own good (it isn't). The haunting and visionary Dark Knight soars on the wings of untamed imagination. It's full of surprises you don't see coming. And just try to get it out of your dreams."
Huh. No shit.

EDIT: Here's some loser fanboy's opinion, too.

Beck - Modern Guilt Album Preview Video

VIDEO PREVIEW FOR BECK'S MODERN GUILT

beck's dangermouse produced new record modern guilt, which drops july 8th, has a black & white video preview over at amazon.com.  since amazon won't let me embed it here you are going to have to go else where, but i don't mind. it's beck.  anyway you get, from what i heard, a few seconds of about 3-4 songs.  only a few more weeks left to wait.

'I Got Your Man'

the hood internet, which takes pleasure in mashing two tracks together to make pop magic, have decided to mash lost (the tv show) with mc luscious in the video you can see below.  if you can remember mc luscious (lord knows i can't) she had one single entitled 'boom! i got your boyfriend'.  i have never seen/heard THI do this before and it works really well.  since lost is mostly explosions this seems to be the only show to make a mash up video for this obscure old school jam.  enjoy.

The Return Of Shaq Diesel

and god damn is he ready to diss.  in this video caught by tmz.com  we get diesel hating on kobe and patrick ewing just to name a couple.  even though this might be funny, shaq's lyrical skills have not aged like fine wine.  it seems they have never left the closet of the shit house where they have always been kept.  for an example of this, just watch the video below and listen to him end about 10 lines with 'like me'.  i think i heard a monkey rap harder than this while sniffing his own farts and pissing into his own mouth.  but i might be wrong.  mic skills aside, shaq is still the shit.  by the by diesel has been quote as saying this was a 'freestyle' which i think is hilarious.

TNST Muxtape *SUMMER EDITION*

since the muxtape website went down for a couple of weeks we have not been able to update it recently, but since it's summer time i figured why not throw some hot jams out there for you to listen to.  anyway we have 12 new tracks on our muxtape, all of them either summer jams or new tracks to hit the scene.  just click the link below and enjoy.

TNST MUXTAPE *SUMMER EDITION* :

phonte - take on me (ft. carlitta durand)

dennis wilson - river song

jay-z - fuck all nite

girl talk - in step

little brother - cool as a fan

dwele - free as a bbird

animal collective - street flash

the apples in stereo - same old drag

jens lekman - kanske ar jag kar i dig

talib kweli & madlib - funny money

sorry about dresden - going for the gold

nas - poppa was a player

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Comedy Appears To Be Dying

Get It?

so here we have the trailer for disaster movie which comes to us from the cock-punchers behind date movie, epic movie, and meet the spartans.  i want to know when the genre of spoof went from the inspired gags of the naked gun trilogy, the first austin powers, and top secret! (still val kilmer's finest role) to strictly sight gags based on pop culture references.  the worst part about this apparent new era of spoof flicks is that the dumbest americans actually pay to see this bullshit.  meet the spartans went to number one at the box office opening weekend for christ's sake.  i have another question: how are the movies enchanted, iron man, hancock, the incredible hulk, juno, and sex and the city considered disaster movies?  if anyone can tell me i think this movie would just make less sense.  i'm begging anyone who has ever laughed at a movie that was not just based on people getting hit by cars, getting flattened by cows, and hearing/seeing constant dick and shit jokes please spread the word so this movie will die and we will never see the likes of this again.
Disaster Movie

I'm Cheatin'

aright here we have the video for dwele's new single 'i'm cheatin'.  if you are unaware of dwele kanye featured him on his latest single 'flashing lights'.  anyway this song is just a down and dirty soul jam about getting some behind your girls back.  dwele's new record sketches of a man on koch records drops tomorrow.

Ben Kingsley Loves Pot

the red-band trailer for the wackness makes this movie look even funnier than i previously assumed.  if you are unaware what said wackness entails, read up: this movie is basically about a kid (josh peck [drake and josh which was on nickelodeon, i bet their happy about this]) who sells pot out of an ice cream wagon, trades weed to his therapist (kingsley) for sessions, tries to fuck his therapist's daughter, and loves hip hop and method man doing a jamaican accent (synopsis brought to you by lacroix lacroix).  every piece of video i see for this makes it look better and better.  i mean it won some award at sundance but that doesn't always make a movie a winner.  take little miss piece of shit  & pregant 16 year old and the quippy dialogue as examples, just because they win awards doesn't mean they are good or even decent.  yeah fuck you too diablow cody.

New Action Figure Movie Get's Real Title

first off i want give a good ole fuck you to transformers for starting the new trend in hollywood that action figures have enough story among them (and karate arm action) to warrant a huge hollywood production.  next summer we get g.i. joe: rise of cobra but i perfer my title: g.i. joe: does anyone remember us other than crusty nerds and high school kids who think nostalgia is funny?  anyway below you can find one of the stars of joe (joseph gordon-levitt from brick and 30 rock from the sun [you will never escape it levitt]) going straight crazy over this piece of shit.  calm down asshole it's going to suck and you know it as well as i do.  i thought you were better than this.

A Milli Live

We Are Not The Same/I Am A Martian

weezy f. baby pereformed  'a milli' on friday on pete wentz's fnmtv, which is mtv's attempt to bring the music video form back to mtv since all we get now is reality shows and the occasional reporting from john 'am i gay or not?' norris.  the idea for this show is actually pretty interesting.  on friday they premiere performances and new music videos then they give fans the chance to review them throughout the next week.  check the show out it's on fridays at 8.  

America To Mike Myers: Go Fuck Yourself

so this weekend's box office results came out today and guess what, the love guru, mike myers' ode to justin timberlake's dick (see clip below)was seen by only the people who never set their eyes on the numerous trailers and tv spots to air in the last two months.  entertainment weekly's initial estimate for guru's box office returns was 30 million beans, but it turns out that myers tale of dick and shit jokes brought in less than half of that, 14 million to be exact (placing it fourth in its first week).  is this sad to anyone else?  i will always be a fan of his early works (wayne's world 1 & 2, austin powers 1) but i think it's safe to say that he will never top said works.  you had a good fun mike, a really good run.

R.I.P. Mr. Carlin

george carlin, legendary comedian, and actor, died yesterday of heart failure.  he will be missed by anyone who ever tuned into one of his 14 hbo comedy sepecials, movies, or even bill and ted's excellent adventure.  there is not much more to say other than rest in peace george.  rest in peace. enjoy the classic carlin clip below

In Case You Haven't Heard

Ya Boy R.Kelly was found NOT GUILTY on all 14 counts including child prono. to be honest with you i have no idea how this happened. being a super fan to kells i have been keeping up with this trial. being that i am a super fan i will not revel how how i feel on either side of the r.kelly child fuck videos conviction. an fbi video forensic scientist matched a mole on r.'s back to a mole in the said fuck vid. a week later kells got his own video scientist to disprove the matching mole. and i guess the jury bought it. it even took them less than one day to go through ALL evidence and set robert free once again. to celebrate mr.kelly's acquittal check out a classic r.kelly video, 'half on a baby'.

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